bruce watson-hall E.D.P.

I HAVE HAD BOTH, CORONA INJECTIONS, AND NOW TWELVE WEEKS OLD, CAN GO FOR WALKS.

I have been around photography for more years than I care to remember,  although I am still a bloke with a camera, not like some delusional people, who call themselves,  photographers. My first camera instructions were written in Latin, and my camera was found, on a chap called, Noahs boat trip.  I had a, short time, with no results, until I realised, you had to , paint on , photographic emulsion, not, Dulux. Then, all my images, were of , Scottish content, as I was using, the wet, Caladonian process.  After a two year stint at night school, in the 90s, teaching, (for want of a better word) analogue photography, I took up indoor hang gliding.

I then had to give up my degree, in oceanography, ( I lived 70 miles inland ) and, almost had a succesful career, in soft drinks, with my own  company called, 6up,  followed by a novel, A Towel Of Two Cities, I had a small shop, doing Taxidermy, but had a nervous breakdown when someone brought in a blue whale . Then, I made a 27 year career as a violin/guitar maker, plus various other stringed instruments. I am semi retired from this, having recently been asked to build a number of pieces, for past customers. I also play in a death metal pensioners band called, Antediluvias. Update, three members have left the band, as of, 2023, to form there own, real death metal group, R.I.P. lads. Recently I have undergone several operations, ( never managing to stop the red nose from lighting ) but  seriously, I do have health issuses. I won't keel over on a shoot but, be prepaired for stopping for a chat.  I live in the area of Sherwood forest, having recently moved from, Trumpton,  so no shortage of locations. My main interest is to try to get the best images possible, mostly figure style, art nude, I am not a fan of glamour photography, as for remote shoots, to me, it's a bit like rare bird watching, on tv, it's not for me, rather be live, as it were. My home is, not the largest space, and I do skin a lot of cats, by swinging them. I do have a portable studio, I can build, but I do need help, with cement mixing and bricks.

I have no enhancements,  and don't shave. I have a full beard, and, was the artist formally known as  Prints.

I work for, barter, I would do TFP, if asked,I also accept,  goats, gold ingots, and horses.

 Like others on here, I have had work published,  in, Italian Vague . I also

 published a coffee table book but, yet another unsuccessful ventre. You can only picture coffee tables, so many ways.

I also wish it to be known that, an absurd sense of humour, is nice but not essential. Hope to here from a few people, be assured, I have never been sectioned, or driven a Volvo.

I do take the shoots, seriously. In these, uncertain times, you have to have a smile, now and again.