Whoopsie nips, too much bum, heart attacks included

NSFW

I always try and push the boat out on what's acceptable without *actually* getting into trouble, and this idea has jumped into my head.

I'm driving up to Manchester on the 15th December and was trying to figure out what casual shoots I could schedule on the way. Then BANG - genius idea.

I need a public location as it's not (really) possible to shoot that much in a Toyota Yaris. I need something not too cold as - well it'll be December. So standing in a field in the nuddie is not going to work. And it needs to be naughty. 

I did some browsing (I'm on public wifi so nothing to raunchy in the searches) and came up with:

PROJECT CHARITY SHOP HOTNESS!

Here's the plan:

• We meet. Otherwise I can't take photos
• The idea is to document this whole process so I'll start shooting straight away
• I give you money. Probably thinking £40 - but let's talk if you want to shoot but that's not enough
• We go to charity shops
  • Bonus points if you're wearing something you shouldn't wear in charity shops. Swimsuits, polka-dot onesies, see-through tops and odd socks all fall into this category
• We browse the charity shops. Remember we're documenting all of this. Given the option you try a few things on. Now the idea remember is whoopsies and too much bum so if we can get a shot through the changing room curtain, you try on a top 7 sizes too small or a skirt that leaves *nothing* to the imagination, we're on the right tracks. If you try on a jacket that makes you look like a giant leather kangaroo, that's not really what we're looking for. 
• Maybe you buy something, maybe you don't. If you do, we've *got* to get photos outside of it (as long as it's wrong enough :)
• We move on to the next charity shop

After 1.5-2 hours ish, you get to keep whatever you've bought, any money you've not spent, and get a copy of the photos to boot :)