This is what happens after about four hours of drinking and playing at being creative. Totally blurred, 1/15th of a second, handheld and pissed might have been why. It was also just using room lights, f1.4 at the fifteenth just mentioned
However, Becks's fella loves it so I tweaked it a little, not a lot I could do really.
Lesson learned, if you is going to drink, get the bloody tripod out :)