Sarah197737

I live between Wells, Bath and Bristol, in that joyous pyramid triangle bit filled with pretty countryside, potholes, random cows, buzzards, floods, desert storms, murmurations of starlings, barn dances, cider, and an incredible cathedral. Am relatively close to Glastonbury too, which might be useful if climate change continues on its current trajectory and all the glaciers melt... the world will flood but The Tor will remain safe and dry. Right?

I'm a part time life model and NudeArtModel amongst other things, and have written a book (it's modern day fiction, it's just about finished, I just need some ghost readers and an agent; any offers?!...)

And then there's RAOKs. Believe in them. Do them. They're amazing. And rarely are they spoken about, other than I'm mentioning them here as am not quite sure what else to write so am filling in space with a bout of Typing Diarrhoea)

Am just about emerging from an acrimonious and horrendous divorce atm.

Honestly; my ghasts are flabbered on a daily basis by the gruelling ghastliness of the Gargoyle Grotesque non-human I was once married to. It puzzles me why anyone would wish to be so seriously buggerybolloxybastardly. He has been nicknamed Gollum, for reasons of visual similarity (tee heee... I never saw it till about 6 months ago!)

Oh, I love

• Dotdotdots ....
• Semi colons,
• guacamole,
• babbling brooks,
• songbirds,
• Alan Rickman,
• gladioli,
• grapefruit juice,
• lilies,
• Wild swimming 
• mascara,
• Audis,
• coffee,

and my hammock.

And my children. They're the best.

• My rates are £30/hour, plus travel where appropriate.
• I do home shoots and am really happy to drive to locations to do indoor and outside shoots, blahblahblah.
• I don't feel the cold so can work in ice-like conditions if necessary :) 😀