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PLEEEEEEEEEEASE, some one, nail my head to the floor...

 

Jerome Razoir

By Jerome Razoir, 1652288664

... and spend three or four hours kicking me in the nuts.

SOME of the recent posts on here are so incredibly dire that I despair of ever experiencing Real Life ever again.

Why can't the home office get rid of the Lizard People?

I have cleared the gutters and the downpipes on my extension.
Huge amounts of smelly gunk removed by hand and it was the highlight of my day!

playwithlight said, 1652288778

Go outside and take a deep breath!

DivinelyDee said, 1652288891

Agency work?..with the NHS?

That should give you a good dose of reality again!!๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜

HotFridgePhotos said, 1652289323

Lizard people?

Alan Ewart said, 1652289356

Interested hun! Is it payed

Orson Carter said, 1652289504

Jerome Razoir said


...Why can't the home office get rid of the Lizard People?...




You can't deport the Lizard people. They're English. They live south of Helston.  

indemnity said, 1652289520

Can't be that bad or you'd be asking for your testicles to be nailed to the floor....and no good half doing a job  there's the rest of the house to do....chop chop  that will stop you reading posts on here.

Jerome Razoir said, 1652289810

Orson Carter said

Jerome Razoir said


...Why can't the home office get rid of the Lizard People?...



You can't deport the Lizard people. They're English. They live south of Helston.  


Since when was Cornwall absorbed into the UK?

waist.it said, 1652290267

Jerome Razoir said

... and spend three or four hours kicking me in the nuts.

SOME of the recent posts on here are so incredibly dire that I despair of ever experiencing Real Life ever again.

Why can't the home office get rid of the Lizard People?

I have cleared the gutters and the downpipes on my extension.
Huge amounts of smelly gunk removed by hand and it was the highlight of my day!


Play some music you really like, sit in your most comfortable chair and pour yourself a very large drink. Perhaps have a large chunk of chocolate too. Works for me! :-)

PS Remember to wash your hands first. ;-)

Edited by waist.it

Orson Carter said, 1652290337

Jerome Razoir said

Orson Carter said

Jerome Razoir said


...Why can't the home office get rid of the Lizard People?...


You can't deport the Lizard people. They're English. They live south of Helston.  


Since when was Cornwall absorbed into the UK?


:)

Peaches Du Jour said, 1652291053

It's all a figment of your imagination and we are vibrations just moving around

ADWsPhotos said, 1652291475

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Russ Freeman (staff) said, 1652292395

Is it something that breaks any rules or laws, or just opinions that differ from yours?

(omg it rhymes haha) 

The Ghost said, 1652292456

DivinelyDee said

Agency work?..with the NHS?

That should give you a good dose of reality again!!๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜

My friend tried that, didn't enjoy it. That might have been my fault...

Jerome Razoir said

Orson Carter said

Jerome Razoir said


...Why can't the home office get rid of the Lizard People?...


You can't deport the Lizard people. They're English. They live south of Helston.  


Since when was Cornwall absorbed into the UK?

A few years back I stayed in a cottage near Helford and let's just say the "locals" in the pub sounded more like the locals in my local pubs ;-) Beer tasted different though (Y)

Gothic Image said, 1652292685

NURSE !!!  He's off his meds again  ...

Gothic Image said, 1652292917

Jerome Razoir said

Orson Carter said

Jerome Razoir said


...Why can't the home office get rid of the Lizard People?...


You can't deport the Lizard people. They're English. They live south of Helston.  


Since when was Cornwall absorbed into the UK?


They haven't.  Stand by for a visit from the Mebyon Kernow Special Forces ...