Baaaaabeh how you like dem green oranges

It's the most wonderful time of the yeeear

Sunny summer. Oh, how hot and dry we are. This morning, I had a frosty Christmas feeling 🤦🏼‍♀️ain't that cray. I remember sunbathing for 2 days in a row about a month ago. If I had realised those two days were UK 2024 summa timez 4eva innit babez, I'd have smothered myself in pure baby oil and laid out for the whole 48 hour duration praying to be varnished in the tones of super tan. 

I need a new 'im a summer jacket but im a warm little bomber jacket' jacket. Do you wana shoot with me so I can buy one? 😂 

I'm going to America soon though so el scorchio times are coming. 

Anyway, what am I doing here, I can't remember. 

Facon sandwiches, to die for. I do adore their plant-based mystique. My favourite thing right now. Something I don't like IS THIS. Don't shout at me mid-sentence. It hurts my ears and I find it very patronising. 

Yeah, shoot with me. This week is wide open. The ribbon on the door to the labyrinth has been cut. Avail any time of day, any day.

Rates n levels in exchange for a dm. Can't drive, I'm a train wanker.