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I was gonna write this in French but I don't speak French.

You know the drill. 

Let the sunshine enlighten your mind and see my face in it like the big teletubby sun. Upon this epiphanic awakening, reply to me requesting the services of my charm and exercises. 

Looking on yonder upon thy vast purple trees, you know now it is I you seek. 

Shoot me. Message for rates/levels.

Topless and naked are not the same.

Why do y'all try to fool me with this naive pretence.

A thoughtful anal orgy. Sorry, analogy:

If it's hot so you spend the day (men) topless wandering the streets, and later a policeman knocks at your door saying, "oi, geezer, I'm gonna do ya for indecent exposure because ya walked the streets naked all day", what would you say? 

Exactly. There is your answer. Suddenly we know the difference between topless and naked don't we. Ya rascals. 

Right, book me, I'm bored. No freebies, I travel anywhere.

@kelly.klein_