Santa the Panty Thief (Snow edition)

It looks like there might be heavy snow in London, so a chance for a comic shoot I've been wanting to do for ages.

The shot is of Santa Claus being chased through the snow by an irate housewife. She is wearing a bathrobe or house coat with little or nothing underneath, mismatched footwear (preferably including a Wellington boot), and possibly curlers, while holding a rolling pin. Santa is dressed in the full, classic style and is clutching a handful of brightly coloured underwear.

British comic tradition suggests that the model should be tall and busty, but that's not absolutely essential. Otherwise, all you need is a kitch sense of humour and the ability to get to a suitable location. Transport may be tricky, so this is only really open to Londoners with easy access to the tube network.

I will be Santa*, so we also need a photographer.

* There's nothing dogdy about this, I just look like him.