Added 1629631468 by Zoë Birtwhistle.
I mean, it's not completely impossible that I am descended from Russian royalty. My paternal great-grandfather was a foundling and no one really knows where he came from. Until I eventually buckle to curiosity and order a DNA test, it is fun to entertain multiple contradictory possibilities that are all equally true at the same time. Did you know that Erwin Schrödinger was a dog person?