Let’s hear your best (worst) one liner (dad) jokes!

A colleague of mine who works in technical support said that she still relies on traditional techniques of persuasion to get her husband to do what she wants.

"What, turn him off and on again?" I asked.

"No," she said, "give him a good hard thump."

Those who can do, those who can't become socialists.

Albert Einstein was a genius, his brother Frank was a monster...

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People ask how I'm able to satisfy a young woman at 52. I live at 54, so it's no trouble at all.