Let’s hear your best (worst) one liner (dad) jokes!

 

RobertP said, 1704110801

The key to success is sincerity. Once you’ve learned to fake that the rest is easy.

Fantasia said, 1728647751

What do you call a Donkey with only three legs?  A wonkey of course :)

Rhys said, 1728656414

I was up all last night wondering where the sun went... Then it dawned on me

Ray Middleton said, 1728944220

I finally managed to see my Doctor on Tuesday and showed him the swelling on my balls.  Imagine my disbelief as he ignored me and carried on pushing his trolley around Tesco's🤣

CalmNudes said, 1728971584

Fantasia said

What do you call a Donkey with only three legs?  A wonkey of course :)

That's a short version, there's a one which involves grungy, grumpy piano playing one eyed donkeys, the bits I can remember are it was a manky, cranky, honky-tonky, winky wonky donkey , and that's not the whole thing 




CalmNudes said, 1728971690

Not a one liner but I have to share:

Knock knock.
Who's There?
Hike.
Hike who?

Unsuspecting son.
Dad waiting with bated breath.
Sets the perfect trap.


LynneT said, 1728972774

I used to be indecisive, but now I'm not so sure.

Dad...

Joke...

Boom.

*Drops the mic*

Edited by LynneT

Malcy62 said, 1728987015

My wife wanted an animal skin coat so I got her a donkey jacket. Show me the way out.

Edited by Malcy62

Ay Eye said, 1729351526

I want to die like my dad, in my sleep with a grin on my face, not like his passengers.

Ay Eye said, 1729352572

I went to the Australian embassy to get my visa, and they asked me if I had a criminal record. Streuth, I didn't think you still needed one.

Theta Aeterna said, 1729353043

I got a puppy for my Wife

Best trade I ever made.

CalmNudes said, 1729353823

Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off.

Ay Eye said, 1729355869

People are often saying to me, "Hey you, what are you doing in my back garden?"

CalmNudes said, 1729356012

Conjunctivitis.com thats a site for sore eyes. 

Ay Eye said, 1729356490

Watching the mother in law drive off a cliff... :D

..in your new Jag. :(