December dates. Serious, boring, useful

Late evening hello 

Thought it might be useful to deliver to you my shootable dates of December.

(To just get it out the way, all work is paid and I don't have location.)

Thursday 8th-Sunday 11th December 

These dates I can shoot anywhere, including London. 

Monday 12th-Wednesday 14th December 

These dates I will need to shoot more locally like Hull or Leeds or York. Maybe Manchester, will look into that if we need to. 

Thursday 20th-Sunday 24th December 

Anywhere including London. 

Thursday 27th December (I promise I won't have gained weight over this time. Straight vodka has no calories.)

Anywhere including London.

That's all

That was borin' wan' it.

If you want to know how much I charge for the delight of my presence, and to what level of clothing I will not be wearing, get in touch! 

That is so ill-worded that I'm gonna get a heap of weirdos crash through my inbox. If you're weird, just no, don't do it. Go watch yourself eat a mince pie in one of those zoomed in mirrors you get on the flip side of a normal mirror instead. 

Goodbye, dear friends

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