TF caravan pick-up via trailer service!

Right, bit of an oddball 'time for trade' casting I'm afraid.

I am stuck in Angmering for the winter with limited shoot from home options, other than the back bedroom. My friend has a small, 2-person caravan in Paddock Wood at an animal sanctuary that she is getting rid of, and I was looking for an old freebie, (cos I'm a bit broke!) to do up as an art project for the garden at my place in Angmering West Sussex.. something I can decorate as a new shoot space.

The only downside is I believe the caravan is not road-worthy and she cannot get it down to me, so having a tow bar is not enough.

What I'm asking, (long shot I know!) is: is there anyone out there who would like to shoot with me who would consider TF in exchange for picking this caravan up from Kent, (if they have the means!) either on a trailer or a large van and bringing it to the coast in West Sussex?

Haha! Sorry for absurd casting, but if you don't ask, you don't get! Please take a look at my portfolio too obviously as you may have a trailer but I may not be your cup of tea to shoot, although I am super happy to work with beginners, amateurs, pros and welcome discussing any ideas you may have for your portfolio and how I can help in any way :)

C x